What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some best sources of great porn?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

What's your review of "The Queen Who Ever Was," Episode 8 of Season 2 of 'House of the Dragon' (spoilers)?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your most erotic sex story?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”